Lithuania is the economic tiger of the Baltics. Six months left until we will become Switzerland.

This is what the economists who rule us say, including the clerk of Scandinavian banks, and to us - the President, His Excellency, Nausėda. The facts are inexorable: Lithuania shot like a rocket, and Latvia and Estonia are in crisis. What is going on here? Where do so many Einsteins come from in our kingdom of thieves?

 

There are no Einsteins. Latvians and Estonians made good and expensive things, sold those things to Germany through the Scandinavians. The Germans refused cheap Russian gas for the sake of politics, so now they are going bankrupt en masse. They no longer buy expensive things from the Scandinavians. We, Lithuanians, make shit, and from it - cheap wax. Since it is cheap, the bankrupt Germans still buy from us. And so is the whole Lithuanian rocket. It is powered by cheap shit.

 

Lithuania's economy is ranked as the 16th freest in the world, according to The Heritage Foundation. It's the largest economy among the three Baltic states. In terms of overall prosperity, Lithuania ranks 32nd out of 167 countries according to the Legatum Prosperity Index. The country's GDP per capita is estimated to be $27,786, and the total GDP is around $79.79 billion.

Here's a more:

 

    Economic Freedom:

 

Lithuania's economy is considered "mostly free" according to The Heritage Foundation's 2025 Index of Economic Freedom. This is reflected in its high ranking of 16th globally and 10th in Europe.

Global Innovation Index:

 

Lithuania ranks 35th among the 133 economies featured in the Global Innovation Index 2024.

GDP:

In 2023, Lithuania's GDP was approximately $79.79 billion, ranking it 80th among major economies. The GDP per capita was around $27,786.

Prosperity Index:

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Lithuania's overall prosperity is ranked 32nd, with strong performance in areas like Natural Environment and Education, but weaker performance in Social Capital.

Economic Complexity:

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Lithuania ranks 31st out of 132 in the Economic Complexity Index for trade, indicating a relatively complex and diversified economy.

EU Membership:

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Lithuania accounts for 0.4% of the EU's total GDP.

 

Conclusion: We, Lithuanians, are twice better talking about freedom, than doing anything. We are lazy, liars, and, having tons of time free from doing anything, we are thieves.