"Salvija Buzelienė, the deputy chairman of the Lithuanian Party of Regions, believes that newcomers from Ukraine will be bad for Lithuania. She wrote about it. "I am feeling bad because of all this show! You've forgotten your own! These newcomers will still come back nasty to us." Why was the border closed for the Syrians? After all, they also ran away from the war! Why don't we make presents of millions of euros for them?"
There is a different opinion in Lithuania coming from Scandinavian banks whose secret agent is Gitanas Nausėda.
"Eglė Dovbyšienė, a member of the Board of SEB Bank and the Head of the Retail Banking Department, says that one of the most universal ways of budget planning is to follow the rule 50-30-20":
Spend 50 percent of your income on food in Maxima (we support the Lithuanian oligarch, 30 percent of the income goes to Ukraine (we support the Ukrainian oligarch), and 20 percent of the income goes to the Lithuanian army (we support the Landsbergiai family golden spoon startups, like Nota bene). Sleep with the homeless, eat from the trash. We are the real patriots. For us, the nuclear war that the Landsbergiai are trying to provoke is not terrible, since only we and the cockroaches will survive.
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