How 4 conservative gentlemen extended the day

"There is such a tale about a gentleman for whom the days of serfs were still not enough, so he thought of extending the day. Like the gentleman of the fairy tale, 4 Conservatives, a Social Democrat, a Labor party representative and a Peasant party representative,  seeing that not every doctor died under the Covid spacesuits, decided to introduce serfdom to the doctors during the pandemic - they would have a chance to go to the mansions indicated by the Conservatives.

 

    There is not worth to learn here day and night when others at school and university only drink beer, meads, put into the nose fingers,  and catch the pleasure of cute fluffy learning.

 

    For not beating the dimer at school, studying physics, mathematics and chemistry until getting green, you finished school with a gold medal for six years to study anatomy, heart, lung, liver, skin and thousands of other diseases and their symptoms, reading as many pages a day as another member of the Seimas will not read for life, you will have to work for the state.

 

    If you've studied so well and got into a free residency, here's a four-year harsh work on government mansions. If you paid half the tuition fee yourself, you will have two years in prison. Well, if you pay for the entire residency, you can still live and work wherever you want - like a teacher, an engineer, a bailiff or a fur man.

 

    As the builder of corn communism Khrushchev said, from every resident doctor - to the best of his ability, and slaving to everyone according to the marks received.

 

    Mr. Matulas, who is proposing to introduce a slavery for doctors, then says similar to Khrushchev that it will even be an honor for doctors to go for a slaving in the manor. No one else deserves freedom in free Lithuania. Wanting to be called a doctor, he suffered a lot while getting there. Not everything that Lenin and Stalin came up with is so bad.

 

    Forced labor liberates! This is the latest slogan of the Conservatives Matulas, Sejonienė, Slušnis and Kuzmickienė, as well as the slogan of the Peasant Šalaševičiūtė, the Social Democrat Leiputė and the Labor woman Giraitytė-Juškevičienė's top-party international in the mechanical pollination workshops of young doctors.

 

    Because, well, you realize that people in the districts lack medical services. Isn't it the state now that will increase costs and taxes as a result, as is usual in a market country? Will Lithuania be like Germany, which spends 8% GDP on health care? It is unwise to spit such money on the profits of doctors and pharmacists. 4.29% GDP will suffice for the sedentary Lithuanian welfare state.

 

    Mr. Matulas and his international know that it is easier to abuse doctors. First of all, it will appeal to a nation that knows: doctors need to be suffocated. Secondly, two in one - for the same price: and the doctor is tied like that goat to the collective farm, and there is no need to increase the salaries of doctors.

 

    Or maybe all three in one - by inspiring young doctors, mobbing masters will be able to clearly tell where the poor legs are sprouting.There are still legs of mobbing masters for kissing.

 

    And if the doctors still make a fortune, let’s launch STT off the leash just like that. The STT will announce all doctors who went to medical conferences to study for the money of the drug companies.

 

    The nation will still not realize that doctors are going to those conferences to treat our, mortals, rear ends in a more modern and painless way. Doctors would prefer to travel for the money of their medical institutions, but our government allocates only six euros or the like to a doctor for that every year. And, if that’s the case, for a doctor who won’t attend conferences, the government won’t renew the license after three years.

 

    But how many people know that? Half of the Seimas and the entire STT do not know this. Therefore hush, serfs. The Conservative government will clarify everything with the support of the Peasants, Social Democrats and Laborers.

 

    Therefore, do not dare to ask how forced labor fits in with the ideology and politics of conservatism. Do not be afraid that the borders to the West should be closed then. There is a shortage of doctors everywhere, so young doctors may emigrate even more massively than they do now to Britain, Germany, Denmark, Norway, where residents both work as doctors and receive a respected and dignified salary.

 

    Do not try to understand how it happened that Sejonienė, an activist of the Medical Movement who fought for the rights of doctors, not only did not offer anything in the Seimas during the year (e.g. reduce fees for doctors traveling to work to the province, free them from writing paperwork, reduce the workload), how to improve the situation of doctors, but, after becoming a member of the Seimas, proposes to introduce a state doctors' mobbing.

 

    A rational person must nail his tongue. Not to mention that cheap medicine already costs us dearly. It is worth the case of the Naujoji Vilnia polyclinic alone, where nurses falsified at least 200 records of allegedly vaccinated people.

 

    But what can you take from nurses whose salaries are several hundred euros lower than those of supermarket cashiers, and there is already a shortage of nurses? Chains only.

 

    Arguing with the Matulas company, which has planned to extend the day, is the same as talking to the Kremlin's star-studded apple lawyers at the Institute of Health Law, whose sense of responsibility has been removed with adenoids. You can talk, but only if you agree with all their delusions.

 

    As with Mr. Matulas International. The mystique of power - above medicine, economics, statistics and common sense. The slavery for doctors will not be forced labor, but a great honor, and this is the main point.

 

    Just as antivaxers, when they heard that 35 of the 36 Lithuanians who died of coronavirus were unvaccinated yesterday, it is rumored that, apparently, the vaccinated are falling dead, so Matulas and Sejoniene, Slušnis and Kuzmickiene will calculate that the EU has long introduced such an order. Even only in three countries. And that there is no such order in 24 countries, is that an argument here?

 

    Poor Šimonytė. Defend yourself from friends, from enemies she will defend already somehow herself.

 

    Even Veryga emerges like a colossus of mind from the international gentlemen of Matulas Day extenders: “This proposal is certainly discriminatory, simply because one profession is singled out. I do not understand why these people, whose studies are the longest, and who are already kind of disadvantaged by not being able to create life freely, would be sent to someone in a place they do not choose freely for even longer. It's just unfair. "

 

    Just like in the story where the serf constructed a log turning mechanism for the greedy gentleman, which one day the gentleman turned and decided that the day had really lengthened, but this way of extending it for the gentleman did not become much better than before.

 

    Tales always end beautifully. But here is the Seimas. Here, the Conservative gentlemen and the international of the lot are seeking to return the collective farm work even after the son of the President of the collective farm failed in this."

There is even better idea. If you are born in Lithuania, started breathing the air, drinking the water belonging to Landsbergis and his relatives, then you have to work in Lithuania for free for the rest of your life. Then nothing will change. We will still compete in the markets using cheap labor. No need to learn anything new, no stress for our beloved Lithuanian bosses.