This requires a girlfriend, an all-powerful (only in Lithuania) notary official and two witnesses. You invite those people into the bedroom and ask your girlfriend's permission for almost every move you make. For what exactly? It is obvious -you can breathe without a permit, however insert - under no circumstances. The notary official diligently writes everything down, and the witnesses confirm it with their signatures.
This will come in handy in court if the lovemaking is less spectacular than expected before it starts. This is called Conservative-run, liberal welfare democracy.
And if you don't vote for us, Conservatives, in Kaunas we will introduce a tax for breathing the air of our great state.
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