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The results of our vigilance

  The Prime Minister of Lithuania noticed that a strong smell of fart was wafting towards her from the Belarusian side.  

""We are vigilant, determined and cold-bloodedly considering the next steps with the help of our allies," said the Prime Minister."
 

Later, it was noticed that the Minister of National Defense of Lithuania is standing between the Belarusian border and the Prime Minister. The poor guy wants to slow down his catastrophic obesity development by eating high-fiber beans. The connection between such a diet and horrible odor is known. Attempts are being made to suppress this whole story, so you won't find it in tomorrow's press, except in the Delfi  column "Security". 

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