Lithuanian fairy tale

 Gabrielius Landsbergis once lived. He did nothing and did not study, he lay on the worm stove for days. A fat beauty with a huge nose appeared - Landsbergienė. Excited, Landsberg jumped off the stove and began to look around for a dragon. You see - in the far other corner of Eurasia is China. Why is not a decent dragon? Landsbergis said that he was about to attack and grabbed China's tail with his teeth. China stumped a foot, and all Lithuanian businesses collapsed. "Nothing much here," said Landsbergis, and went to ask Landsbergienė for money. Landsbergienė is satisfied that she caused such a mess in Lithuania. She went to an overpriced kindergarten she owned, collected money from defrauded parents and gave it to Landsbergis. He bought sweets, climbed on the stove and peels the sweets. If you don't steal, you'll sweat, you'll have nothing.