Tail light: Staff-wise offensive

 "This week there is good news from the climate protection offensive.

 

Wind, raw materials, heating, travel - we have everything under control.

 

Like the general staff.

 

This week there is good news from the climate protection offensive. So maybe not hail, rather rain and snow, for which there should be some gratitude in this country, as France and Italy are rather running on dry land. 

Germany likes to set a good example, which is why, as Olaf Scholz announced, we will be building four to five wind turbines in the future. During the day. On land, on average and until 2030. 

That would be around 1800 pieces per year and seems feasible if you increase the speed a tiny bit. Last year 551 units were built, and if we just look at the discussion about a development area in our neighborhood with quick approvals, zero objections, no requests for changes and rapid implementation, then there can be no doubt. 

Where there's a will, there's a wind turbine.

 In addition, the chancellor wants to approach it “as a general staff”, so everyone immediately thinks of the Bundeswehr and sings a song of praise.

 

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Meanwhile, Brussels is blowing the mining offensive, which may not have the same lasting effect as the Chancellor's wind construction offensive. But becoming independent of possibly rogue suppliers is worth all the effort. According to the latest EU plan, 30 raw materials have to be extracted in this country, and anyone who thinks grumpily that there isn't one between the Ruhr area and the Ore Mountains should be told that everyone also thought it was impossible to hit a pipeline on the seabed with a holiday yacht and to blow the pipeline up with your PADI scuba certification, in the water, rather.

 

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Meanwhile, after Habeck's heating offensive, the local workshop announces "return exchange weeks". There are 10 percent on new oil and gas systems because "reduce heating costs, invest in the future, reduce CO2 emissions". In addition, small threatening gestures, "the manufacturer Viessmann raises a price increase of 8 percent from April 1st". 

Unfortunately, heat pumps, that the Federal Minister of Economics loves, cannot be included in the campaign due to long delivery times. That doesn't seem creative or innovative, there's always a solution. Fraport, for example, the Frankfurt airport operator, has too few people for trouble-free operation in summer, so take-offs and landings are simply restricted. This also reduces CO2 with military precision, two birds with one stone, ingenious. 

Growth offensive for Germany? Luckily nobody needs it anymore.”