A gynecologist in Lithuania found her own G-spot. Now all Lithuanian speakers are guaranteed pleasure, because the gynecologist doesn't speak English.
Second news - Paluckas is worried that the tax reform will not pass politically. Option B is being discussed. Tax all outdoor toilets so that Paluckas collects money for one rocket armed with a hydrogen bomb and sits hugging it. Then everyone would be afraid of us and safety would be guaranteed. You can also blow up the contents of those toilets at a kilometer altitude. But the judges, who are paid dearly, say that this can be declared an illegal chemical weapon, because the stench is unspeakable. Strangely, landmines, that destroy children, are allowed in Lithuania, but this yellow thing is not.
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